http://celebritytweet.com Celebrtity Tweet RSS Feed en-us Wed, 08 Sep 2010 00:20:16 CDT CandidTweet http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887665196 Jeffrey Ross: realjeffreyross: RT @deannabrooks: So @HiromiOshima @VitaminsByStacy @KaraMonaco @NeferteriS & the rest @PlaymateDancers agree @RealJeffreyRoss 4 Idol! # ... Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:18:47 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887665196 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887609543 Josh(ua) Sieg: This animation is SO GOOD. #SnowWhite Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:17:48 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887609543 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887608016 Jonesy: I liked a YouTube video -- Chick Hearn with Larry Bird http://youtu.be/k1PCAQYi-RI?a Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:17:47 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887608016 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887595610 Jeffrey Ross: realjeffreyross: #JeffreyRoss4IdolJudge RT @jtbourne Haven't seen someone campaign this hard for a job they were underqualified for since Sarah Palin. Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:17:34 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887595610 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887494159 Jeffrey Ross: realjeffreyross: Mine too! RT @ALoweHah @realjeffreyross Tell the douchebag that Tupac died on the 13th ... my birthday. #jeffreyross4idoljudge Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:15:47 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887494159 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887473299 stephenkruiser: @pcam @AmatoTalk @gidgey @citygal Boarding plane now. Is Jessica Biel joining us on the boat or not? Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:15:25 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887473299 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887436236 Sarah Colonna: @SurferWife thank god. I was so unprepared for photos. Look a Randy's. I was spruced up by then. Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:14:47 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887436236 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887415445 Jeffrey Ross: realjeffreyross: RT @YouGoChavez Yo @YO_RANDYJACKSON If @realjeffreyross gets picked as co-judge,next season will be lot more fun 4 u #jeffreyross4idoljudge Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:14:25 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887415445 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887379440 Sarah Colonna: @MRGialousis I love that definition of me. Plus that's a good word. Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:13:48 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887379440 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887318365 Sarah Colonna: @taylor_babyyy2 that's awesome. Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:12:44 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887318365 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887298129 Sarah Colonna: listening to Old 97s on 9/7. @rhettmiller is the best. Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:12:23 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887298129 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887237142 Nick Z Comedy: @iamlinh not w a dog that's farts smell worse than yours!!! Lol Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:11:23 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887237142 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887216022 Paul F. Tompkins: @jlac Someone black? Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:11:05 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887216022 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887207951 Sarah Colonna: @MeSoRandy I love you guys! So sad I couldn't meet for drinks after. Next time for sure...I have to come to SD soon, too. Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:10:59 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887207951 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887194744 Paul F. Tompkins: @aimeemann Language! Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:10:48 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887194744 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887063973 ScottBrandonHoffman: Never stop dreaming, and NEVER give up, YOU are awesome, now don't forget that! Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:08:39 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887063973 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887035394 rob delaney: "Fuck that weirdo." - many people, when I show up in their "Who to follow" thing Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:08:09 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23887035394 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886979818 Josh(ua) Sieg: DisneyView is such a dope Blu-Ray extra. Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:07:09 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886979818 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886954367 BillCorbett: RT @thelindsayellis: Um, YES, facebook, seriously how did you know that? I try to keep that little fact on the dl... http://twitpic.com/ ... Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:06:42 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886954367 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886931965 Pat Godwin: I'm following @NancySinatra in a brand new pair of boots? the salesman said they were made for stalking. Folks! Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:06:19 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886931965 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886927984 sean oconnor: I told @erinmagner that I would tweet right now and I'm trying to not screw this relationship up. Notice that I didn't call it a relay-lay. Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:06:14 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886927984 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886880873 Doug Benson: Piers Morgan should have buzzed Enrique Iglesias. #americasgottalent #yesiwatchthatshit Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:05:25 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886880873 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886783412 JoJoSmith: @Steve_Townley hmmmm I like nighttime, but at the moment too tired to see it! Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:03:44 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886783412 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886747501 SeanCrespo: @BeTheBoy oh I thought it was the drink name... #simplemind Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:03:07 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886747501 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886739096 JoJoSmith: Ooooh just found out the xx won the Mercury prize. Cool! The last time I liked the winner it was Suede! Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:02:58 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886739096 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886718871 Josh(ua) Sieg: @sammiXvicious Nah dude. I'm legit about to watch Snow White. Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:02:37 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886718871 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886658953 Josh(ua) Sieg: RT @JustinLoFranco: I lost my lunch money in a game of poker Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:01:37 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886658953 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886635332 Josh(ua) Sieg: My Twitter Fans: @akajimmy @justinlofranco @magnifcentmegan @dickywarren @agapelove07 @ericccsaysss. Find yours @ http://mytwitterfans.com Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:01:12 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886635332 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886626358 Josh(ua) Sieg: My Twitter Fans: @sammixvicious @grantmccord @hotfortheblock @finallyforgiven @belovedhammer. Find yours @ http://mytwitterfans.com Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:01:03 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886626358 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886624504 Jose A. Candelario: The original plastic is on the mattress on the pullout. Every breath has a sound of a crinkle. So stereotypically old school. Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:01:01 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886624504 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886611937 JoJoSmith: @handbagpets oh yes ;-) Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:00:49 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886611937 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886605940 Paul F. Tompkins: RT @shelbyfero: For @ http://thisisnthelpful.tumblr.com/post/1079394471/who-is-this-guy-take-a-whispering-class Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:00:43 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886605940 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886580487 ScottBrandonHoffman: Thanks for all the help! Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:00:18 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886580487 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886540773 JoJoSmith: @deanthebard err yeah why not? I'm also wearing fluffy mules. Look... http://twitpic.com/2mbo3i Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:59:41 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886540773 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886460132 JoJoSmith: @RandomFlopsy really good Nicky. Halfway through my CELTA course and loving it! Soon I'll be a globetrotter like you! How's the jet lag? Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:58:19 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886460132 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886447152 Freddie B!!!: @MsVisionary wed have to talk about that. My thoughts r longer than twitter. I do video remember? Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:58:06 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886447152 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886436800 Josh(ua) Sieg: Photo: This is happening. Right now. I don?t know how long it?s been since I?ve watched this movie. http://tumblr.com/xjkhxyt6e Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:57:55 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886436800 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886422608 Dan Bialek: Every "creative" thing I have ever done for money has made me feel utterly empty and shitty immediately afterward. True story. Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:57:40 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886422608 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886402048 Doug Benson: Here's the official rules for the Leonard Maltin Game Drinking Game: Play the Leonard Maltin Game and have some drinks. #whoneedsrules Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:57:19 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886402048 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886355869 JoJoSmith: I'm up before dawn's crack! Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:56:32 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886355869 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886311601 Paul F. Tompkins: @shelbyfero Love it! Thank you! Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:55:48 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886311601 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886306128 Josh(ua) Sieg: Don't bother me. I'm watching Snow White. Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:55:42 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886306128 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886293029 SeanCrespo: I think the guy on my halo 3 live game session right now might be a possible candidate for @danbialek and my 3rd wheel. Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:55:29 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886293029 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886280307 Pat Godwin: Had a great time at "Johnson & Wales" in Charlotte tonight? the 18 year-old future Chefs have a sense of humor AND respect their elders. Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:55:16 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886280307 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886246315 Mike Robles Comedian: Ideas are like blank checks. Actions get your name written on them! Just sayin' Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:54:43 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886246315 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886212904 Aziz Ansari: Hey Fabolous aka @myfabolouslife, please start a separate Twitter for dream recaps. Thanks --> http://bit.ly/cOFgG7 Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:54:09 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886212904 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886173098 Nikki Glaser: If I were Drew Barrymore, I'd constantly joke about my Justin Long distance relationship. Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:53:29 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886173098 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886031581 Jason Marcus: RT @Jon_Huck: Kids today know more about sex than I did. I knew what 69ing was - just never got to see it between a man and a horse. Oh ... Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:51:09 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886031581 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886023123 Brendan McLaughlin: "This summer's been so hot. I'll never take a cool breeze for granted again." - My balls Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:51:00 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23886023123 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23885991086 ruthakers: When is Rachel Zoe going to take her face on as a project? Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:50:28 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/23885991086