Mini-Kim Kardashian gives birth at Beacher's Madhouse with Jonathan Cheban - http://t.co/zMbE35jmmW http://t.co/VKF7W0ZLHI via @pagesix
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RT @beedubthechamp: Enjoyed @LouieAnderson's set at the Comedy Store last night. He checked out my friend's medical mary rec on stage & was…
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Just another day in the office! Can't wait for the mayweather fight in September at #mgm #showtime http://t.co/nImuooMMF1
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@therealdburnett well, when can we drink together? I miss your face!!!
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Considering this ketchup bottle just squirted me in the face is all the proof I need that it was invented by a man.
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RT @vegasdeluxe: Strip Scribbles: MGM to open its walls on the Strip so tourists can see into the casino; Reviv hangover spa op... http://t…
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@LornestoToledo You need to stop now. You're just filling up my Twitter. You've made clear you don't agree. Thanks for understanding.
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@LornestoToledo I doubt that. Using a hack piece of sarcasm, with no wit, joy, or heart -- I'm gone, baby. Bye.
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RT @magicdepot: Penn&Teller perform in Tulsa June 28th. Still a few tickets left, but they are going fast @pennjillette @MrTeller http://t.…
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I just read an interview with Kim Kardashian on parenting and now the only thing I know how to do is build a sandcastle.
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RT @JaimePrimak: AT&T UVerse says @WhoseLineTweets is the show to watch this summer starring @waynebrady @aishatyler @colinmochrie http://t…
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“@cw50detroit: .@cwwhoseline premieres this July! Fun facts and photos of @waynebrady » http://t.co/QcQxdbuUcq ” love my folks in the D!
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RT @vegasdeluxe: 'Priscilla' and 500 drag queen costumes bus across the desert for nine-week run at the Venetian http://t.co/pzOnGrlRYL
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RT @vegasdeluxe: Criss Angel survives 'the most dangerous and frightening thing I’ve ever done in my life' http://t.co/okDNRY2LVh
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On recent long travels Ron Martins books have been good friends to me. Excellent to revisit and see in brand new ways. Inspiring.
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@KinneyLisa No problem at all. I'm glad you weren't a troll. Don't think twice about it. Great.
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I also like to read the minds of television magicians ... @Dynamomagician http://t.co/JhLrWHI5Jb
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It also appears that no photographer can take a photo of me without me pulling a weird face. http://t.co/rF4P6MOlfZ
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During my shows I make it my aim to locate the Incredible Hulk moments before he gets angry... http://t.co/XcyMlkMrLg
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@imaginat1on Beauty and the Bees is killin' me! I've never noticed it in the park!
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